Powered by Java!
Leverages symmetric multiprocessing!
Harnesses the power of OpenGL 2.0!
Procedurally-generated worlds!
Dynamic environments!
Uses voxels!
Soundtrack by C418!
Strike F1 for enhanced performance mode!
Strike F11 for maximum performance mode!
Press Alt / Option to zoom!
New and improved!
Try the Classic textures!
Try the Modern textures!
Now with skins!
Bundled with OptiFine!
From before the Microsoft buyout!
From the influence of Notch!
From before 2020!
Can be used for CAD!
Can be used for education!
Can be used for relaxation!
Therapeutic!
Better than Pocket Edition!
Even better with friends!
Haunted by #3R08R1N3!
Retrofitted with new parts!
Celebrating over a decade of blocks, mobs, and countless new worlds!

Reduced Instruction Set Computing!
Performance Optimization With Enhanced RISC Performance Computing!
Bootstrapped by Open Firmware!
Built for 7450, 7455, and 7447!
30+ instruction out of order execution engine!
7-stage execution pipeline!
One load / store unit!
One double precision floating point unit!
Four integer units!
32-bit integer arithmetic!
U2 northbridge!
Built for 970, 970FX, and 970MP!
200+ instruction out of order execution engine!
23-stage execution pipeline!
Two load / store units!
Two double precision floating point units!
Two integer units!
64-bit integer arithmetic!
U3 northbridge!
Optimized for Velocity Engine!
Enhanced with AltiVec!
Supplemented with VMX!
128-bit vector processing technology!
Multiprocessor aware, L3 cache ready!
Big endian goodness!
Twin turbos!
Dual processors!
Microprocessors by Motorola!
Microprocessors by IBM!
Graphics by ATi!
Graphics by nVIDIA!
The Way It's Meant To Be Played(tm)!
Fruits of the AIM alliance!
Got RISC?
Long live POWER ISA!

Only on Macintosh Garden!
Finely tuned for vintage Macs!
Also try PowerPC Media Center 7!
Also try Links2 for Panther!
Seriously, try Links2 for Panther!
Also try Super Mario 64 EX PPC!
Also try InterWeb-PPC!
Also try TenFiveTube!
Also try DiscordPPC!
Also try ClassiCube-PPC!
Seriously, try ClassiCube-PPC!
Also try TenFourFoxPEP!
Also try AquaTrimcelerator!
Also try AquaWeb!
Seriously, try AquaWeb!
Also try Sorbet Leopard!
Also try Linux distributions for PowerPC!
Also try BSD flavors for PowerPC!
Check out Web 1.1!
Seriously, check out Web 1.1!
Check out Cornica!
Check out reFlash!
Check out Action Retro!
Check out Mac Yak!
#MARCHintosh!
You guys are awesome!
Long live Tiger!
Long live Leopard!
Long live Aqua!

The good old days!
Rose-tinted glasses, FTW!
Nostalgia!
Nyan cat! =D
Got milk?
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me ...
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed!
Thank you, come again!
Let's get it started (in here)!
Check out my new weapon ... weapon of choice!
We are human after all!
The prime time of your life!
Television rules the nation!
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it!